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Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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