after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
Randomize
