yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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