$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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