Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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