4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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