She went from zero to smokin in five shots
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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