let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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