Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I don't think brook has ever known best
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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