That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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