My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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