On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
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