That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Randomize
