he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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