it was like fucking gandolphs beard
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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