i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
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