So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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