the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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