life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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