i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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