i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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