Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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