Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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