So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
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