READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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