I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
dude i'm inner monologue high
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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