Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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