It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Randomize
