She's JV to your varsity
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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