Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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