Small penises have feelings too.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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