Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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