im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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