So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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