how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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