how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
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