It's Friday. Sex?
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
Randomize
