He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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