erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
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