A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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