Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
I just threw up on my dentist
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
