i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
We're too hungover to prance.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
All the doctor said was why
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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