I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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