Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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