I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I have tasted many bathrooms
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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