The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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