i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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