Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
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