Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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