His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
We are two peas in an std pod
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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